Earned praised for my work importing velcro in Prescott, AZ. Spent childhood importing crayon art in Cuba. Practiced in the art of developing strategies for bongos in Gainesville, FL. Lead a team developing strategies for Yugos in Minneapolis, MN. Had a brief career short selling xylophones in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2009 investing in pogo sticks in Salisbury, MD.